Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Everything Monster Hunter Fans Need to Know About MH4U



Although it’s been more than a year since the Japanese release of Monster Hunter 4(and a month since Ultimate’s release) many fans outside of the land of the rising sun might still be in the dark on the finer details the game has to offer.

From new monsters and weapons to unfamiliar locales and game mechanics, MH4U is shaping up to be one of the fullest Monster Hunter experiences Capcom has ever been able to muster up. That says a lot when you consider the average player can put in a couple hundred hours and not even scratch the surface of a typical MH title.

The following is a list of all the changes hunters should expect to see when they fire up the latest MH4U for the first time:


1.)No swimming!

Whether you’re like me and rejoice at the mere murmur of this news or you’re an avid swimmer in MHTri and MH3, the fact of the matter is that underwater battling and swimming is gone. This means that many of the franchises' aquatic monsters have been cut from the game. So long, Gobul- you won’t be missed!

2.) Jumping!

With a vertical like that, he should be playing for the Raptors- not fighting them!

With the departure of aquatic combat, Capcom created another gameplay option to fill it's place- Jumping can be done by sprinting off of elevated areas, much like in previous games. However, instead of using this technique as a means of quick travel,jumping can also be used in an offensive way. When a hunter jumps, they can attack at the peak of their trajectory; making it possible to not only slash at creatures while airborne, but to also mount the beast and deal extra damage, as well.

Hunters can also hop in all directions while climbing to make evasion a viable option while scaling walls as monsters will be more prone to attacking ascending players. Attacking while on the climb is also a new addition to the game and will afford yet another precious tool to the ever-expanding arsenal of Monster Hunters.

3.) The Big, Bad Monsters!

You'll never look at Kermit the same way again.


Without getting too specific and spoiling the surpise, there are quite a few new monsters coming to MH4U, as well as some returning veterans. Not only are there new monsters to look forward to, but a few new types of creatures to look also get excited about. If you've played any of the games, you already know that many of the monsters in the game look like dragons/wyverns. Four legs, scaly body, fierce eyes and a roar that will have you clutching your ears. In MH4 and MH4U, Capcom has given added variety with the inclusion of a frog, shark and snake monster just to name a few. These baddies will give experienced players a fresh face to look at while expanding the already diverse universe Capcom captivated the world with years ago on the PS2.

The only downside is the removal of some familiar faces. The Nargacuga, Lagiacrus and Barroth are just a few of the monsters that won't be returning in MH4U.


4.) New Weapons!

What'll the think of next?


Two weapons made their debut on MH4 and will give hunters a fresh take on slaying.

The insect glaive is for all of you who like to show off a bit and can be best described as having the reach of the long sword with a few extras tricks up its sleeve. First off, the device comes packaged with a cool little insect(or Kinsect as the game calls it) that can be ordered to sap power from specific parts of a monster. When the insect saps the monster three times the hunter will then be granted a buff similar to those associated with the hunting horn but on a simpler scale. Four colors of energy(white, red, orange and green) represent different buffs and the combination of each will result in various power-ups. This will allow a keen hunter any type of boost he/she is capable of achieving, thus creating multiple strategies within the same weapon. For example, if you have an armor set that calls for a very "in-your-face" approach, a defense buff might make the difference between dying in three hits or four- a huge difference in a game with such a huge learning curve. The cherry on top is the insect glaive's ability to propel a hunter in the air. This grants players using the weapon the ability to manually jump in the air- an option that has both offensive and defensive purposes. Plus, it just looks super cool and we all know that's the biggest upside of all.

Charge blade wielder will harness the power of two weapons as the charge blade is a hybrid of the sword and shield as well as the switch axe. This device runs on an energy system similar to the switch axe and charges by scoring hits with the weapons sword and shield mode. When it's at full power, the weapon can unleash a powerful finisher, reminiscent of the gunlance's wyvern fire. The sword and shield mode, like the weapon it's named after, will allow for constant but safe attacks that chain together in rapid succession. However, this safety comes at the cost of range and power as axe mode boasts better stats in both categories. This will leave skilled charge blade users precisely switching between the two forms when the situation allows and when the reward out weighs the risk. The weapon will pair up well with hammer users as the charge blade also has the ability to deal significant stun damage, which can momentarily knock out monsters and leave them susceptible to precision attacks. The charge blade will also come in two variations, explosive and elemental types. Explosive charge blades will deal more stun and overall damage while the elemental type more efficiently hits monsters with status effects like sleep, poison and paralysis.

5.) The Frenzy Virus!

Yup. The ominous looking black smoke on the ground is the virus.

Capcom is no stranger to adding in dangerous, life-changing viruses to their games(okay, so maybe just Resident Evil) and the new Monster Hunter is no exception. A new foe will hold the key to this insidious ailment and spreads the disease to both monsters and hunters alike. The only catch is that monsters have much more to gain from the ailment. When a beast with the sickness falls in battle they will be granted a second wind. Symptoms of the frenzy virus include dark coloration, being in a constant state of relentless rage and having the ability to pass on the virus to careless hunters. When affected by the virus, a hunter will take full damage from creatures and be unable to regain the red bar that comes from damage take. However, if an infected hunter manages to barrage the animal responsible before it has enough time to fully form(indicated by a bar under the hunter's name), they will be granted a 10% affinity boost, which will result in the hunter scoring critical strikes. While the virus doesn't play a role in every mission, the constant threat will give players of all skill levels an increased sense of excitement and heightened challenge.

6.) Revamped Free Hunt!

He's baaaaaaack...

Free hunts have been around for two generations and will have an enhanced purpose with the release of MH4U. Maps are  now randomized to create a unique experience every time the player ventures out of the village's safety. This addition marks the first time the series has allowed random map generation and veterans will be sure to take note as farming materials in the same map layouts made hunting feel like an endless cycle of uniformity. Monsters in this mode will also have a chance of dropping guild quests that can result in unique equipment. This equipment can also be found within free hunts and has randomized properties such as increased gem slots, passive abilities and higher attack power. This will make free hunting a new adventure each time with varying results. By the sounds of it, the gear obtained here will keep hunters searching for the perfect piece much the same as charm hunting did in previous titles.

7.) Exclusivity!

Last, but not least, MH4U is currently only slated for a release on the 3DS. While this does limit players who don't own a Wii U, it will not interfere with online hunting as MH4U will give gamers the ability to team up via wifi. Of course, local hunting will still be an option for those of you out there who meet up with friends to spend countless hours bashing baddies and attaining the highest hunter rank.

8.) Cats are Back!

Smash Bros. eat your heart out!

MH4U will be bringing back our furry friends the felynes and in a big way as the cats can now drive around in tanks! Cats will still be able to wear armor and use weapons, but will also come equipped with cute, new costumes and, again, will be able to do battle with monsters in freaking tanks! The vehicles will be used to deal increased damage to monsters and come in a variety of shapes and sizes. This means that the whimsical tribal duo Cha-Cha and Kayamba will be no more. Let's face it though... everything's better with cats!

Well, I'm sold.

Unfortunately, you'll have to wait until 2015 to watch your cannon-firing kitties as MH4U is set to release in Europe and North America early 2015. Until then, happy hunting!


Tuesday, November 4, 2014

"Show Me Your Moves!" : An Idiots Guide to Taunting



To get "gud" at a fighting game takes hours upon hours of hard work, dedication, patience, study and above all else, miniature custom-made ice packs for your not-yet calloused thumbs. After all, in order to brawl with the best, competitive players are expected to learn frame-perfect combos, pixel-precise spacing techniques, character-specific damage set ups and how the fighter they're using matches up against the rest of the roster(which ranges from ultra spammy projectile practitioners to uber agressive rushdown fighters). It is a tough road indeed to become the top dog of a fighting game, but no technique or playstyle is more difficult to master than the subtle art of taunting.

Not only does this sacred form of humiliation enrage opponents and allow passage to a fighter's most precious weapon; the mind, but it also builds hype for the underdog, gets the crowd going and forces a game's imminent conclusion- the aftershocks of which creating rivalries that will last a lifetime.

Now, I know what you're asking yourself. "Austin, how can I get into this glamorous lifestyle and taunt my way to victory after effortless victory?!" Well, random internet fan, it's simple. Much like forms of martial arts, there are many forms of taunters that inhabit the world. Each and every one uses a smile, finger wag or muscle flex to make a statement and gain the upper hand in battle. The only question I have for you is: how,specifically, would you like to demean your opponent?

Take a look at these glorious forms of instigation and choose your destiny.

WARNING: This guide could lead you down a path of hate, loneliness and overall trollery. These styles are not meant for the faint of heart or anybody who doesn't want to turn their console of choice into a constant hub for hate mail.

First we'll start off with a more laid back approach so we don't scare anybody off. However, don't let this seemingly subdued form fool you. A fighter with this taunting demeanor can be just as rage-inducing as the rest of them. I speak none other than:

The Apathetic Warrior

So you're down a few stocks in Smash Bros. or you've lost the first two matches in a best of three in Street Fighter. Who cares? Certainly not you! This carefree form often lulls opponents into a false sense of security, giving masters of this technique the perfect opportunity to strike when a guard is lowered. After all, who wants to falcon punch someone if they're just going to shrug at you after the fact? Popular characters for this form include: 

The Representatives:
  • Pac-Man in SSB4 with his daydream taunt. I never took him for a dreamer, but he has come a long way since his glory days as a 2-dimensional yellow circle.
  • King Dedede in Super Smash Bros. Brawl with his lie down animation. Although it isn't technically a taunt, it quickly turned into a fan favorite with the royal penguin.
  • Cody in Street Fighter 4 with his yawn taunt and "You're making me sleepy." His fourth taunt has him lying on the ground saying "I'm ready for a nap" and a taunt where he sits on the ground and says "You're boring the crap outta me." 
This guy exudes "I don't give a damn."

Um, excuse me, there's a fight going on here. Oh, sorry. I forgot... you don't care.

The Prop Professional

There's a very niche audience for this sort of taunter, but chances are if you enjoyed show and tell as a kid, you're going to love these materialistic monsters. Why fight when you can show the world your favorite family heirloom? The thought behind this style is to make your opponent so envious of what you have that they focus more on how to get their own rather than just stealing it from you. Envy can be a devastating emotion. Fighters characterized by this style are:

  • Captain Commando in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 with his cowboy outfit and acoustic guitar. When western manliness meets Eastern charm.
  • Young Link in Super Smash Bros. Melee with his bottle of Lon Lon Milk. *gulp, gulp, gulp.. AH!*
  • Guile in SF4 and Squirtle in Project M when they put on their shades.
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?

The Insult to Injurist

Most taunts serve little offensive purpose besides getting under your opponents' skin, and almost all of them leave players wide open for a risk-free counter attack- a problematic dilemma some might say. That is until I introduce to you one of the most diabolical taunting techniques characterized by high risk, high reward fighters whose sole purpose is to live and lose by way of the cheeky remark. A group so obsessed with instigation that their taunts can even be used as deadly weapons. When some fighters see a taunt, they will immediately rush in for the kill. Seeing this might make them think twice. 

  • Rogue from MvC 2 seems like all fun and games when she flirtatiously blows a kiss across screen, but stand close enough and this smooch will send you flying!
  • Dudley from SF 3rd Strike and SF4 might just be the classiest gentlemen to ever throw a punch. However, don't let his curly Q moustache and calm demeanor fool you! When you see this upper class Brit toss a rose your way think twice before throwing yourself back at him. The foreboding flower might only take away a tiny sliver of your health, but the combo that follows will leave you with your tail between your legs and a new found fear of floral arrangements.
If boxing was about being classy... he'd win every time.
  • Dan Hibiki may very well be a mid-fight insult embodied. This fighter has almost completely created a reputation off of butt wiggles and fighting stances of power ranger proportions. Not only does this fighter boost his special bar with his patented fist pump, but he also has a super move that takes the form of an elaborate comedy routine. This pink gi wearing, personable provocateur lives, eats, breathes and sweats salt-inducing satire. He is the true master of tomfoolery and will hurt anybody who ventures too close to his shifty shenanigans. 

And just like that-Akuma lost all of his street cred.
  • While Luigi will always be second to Mario, his antics in Smash Bros. have landed him the number two spot right behind Dan as well. Although he doesn't get as much out of his taunts as Hibiki, he no doubt has him beat for the most deceptively destructive taunts ever known to mankind.
That modest kick is a far cry from the cold-blooded killer Luigi truly is. This green plumber belongs locked up with the likes of Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson and the person that created Jersey Shore.


The Comeback Kid

From one of the most downright deceitful forms of taunting to one of the most righteous. If professional mockery was a superhero, this would be the Clark Kent of the group. The point behind "The Comeback Kid" is to rally yourself, and often times a crowd that is watching you. I mean, who doesn't like an underdog? It builds excitement, creates courage and strikes doubt into the cocky contender who may have bested you just moments ago. Some of the greatest match finales were prefaced with a defiant taunt. This technique truly is the choice of champions. If you're into that sort of thing.

  • Mega Man in SSB4 calmly turns his back and shows a brief, uncharacteristic smile while he collects himself for the gripping battle ahead of him. 
  • Ryu is filled with heroic one liners, but none more good guy cliche than when he meaningfully examines his closed fits and says "I walk the path of a true warrior." If Street Fighter ever becomes a daytime drama, the director will have plenty of lines to work with right out of the gate! Still, that's enough to get any players' blood pumpin'.
  • In MvC 3, the god of thunder with golden locks, Thor, takes it a step further as he lectures his opponents on his might  and majesty. The quote goes as follows "Heed my words evildoers; if thou doth wish to challenge Odin's son, thou will face the divine power of mighty Mjolnir! Never shall the god of thunder relent!" 
 Yuck, what smells like daddy issues wrapped in a firm layer of superhero complex? Oh, it's just Thor.

The Sexy Soldier

You don't always taunt, but when you do, by God, you look goooood. It's going to be hard to beat you down when your opponent is contemplating how to put a ring on it. What more is there to a good fight? 

  • Captain Falcon in Smash Bros. when he does anything. Especially when he does anything in his pink alternate costume. Never has man nipple been so hot since George Clooney in "Batman and Robin."
  • Choi Bounge in King of Fighters with his hip thrust taunt, and yes, I had no clue who that was befoe I wrote this!
  • Luigi with his "planking" taunt. I'm... I'm oddly attracted and not afraid to admit it.
Tenacious D would be proud.
  • Ganondorf with his super, unstoppable old man power thrust.
There's pretty and then there's man pretty, but I didn't know there was old man pretty. *drools*

The Braggart

Historians have fought over the origins of this ancient style for years, but one thing's for sure: your big brother is a master. Sure there might not be anything especially unique about this founding form, but this style is a classic for a reason- it gets results. This technique is best used when you're already so far ahead in one game you're just mind fu2!&ng your opponent to ensure victory in the next battle. However, taunting of this nature is best used on people smaller and weaker. Sure, you might get a perfect on your friend in the game, but you don't want to end up with a perfect black eye in real life. A few fighters in this boasting bunch are:

  • Hulk in MvC 3 does what he does best. Makes terrible grammar choices and calls attention to himself by saying "Hulk is strongest there is!" Awww, how cute! His first sentence.
  • Marth's taunt in the Super Smash series. His Japanese taunt "Minna miteite kure!" roughly translates to "Everybody, look at me!" Take it easy, pretty boy.
  • Thanos from Marvel vs. Capcom 2 when he turns his back to his opponent, lifts a hand into the air and exclaims "Thanos reigns!"
  • When Johnny Cage wins a round in Mortal Kombat he points, smiles and smugly says"Damn, I'm good!" Again, it's not a controllable taunt, but a classic nonetheless.
Not too shocking considering it comes from a guy who wins fights like this... Who knocks peoples hats off? I mean, seriously!

The Last Laugher

Taking a page out of the book of Confucius, these taunters live under the motto "He who laughs last, laughs best." Although you might not get in the last hit, you sure as Hell aren't going down until you get that last laugh. After the round is said and done, your opponent will be too thunderstruck to know what to do next round. After all, how silly would they feel if they let you get the final chuckle again? Take this opportunity to turn the tables on a taunt-happy foe! This group of gigglers include:

  • Doctor Doom let's out a self righteous snicker in MvC 2. What a bastard!
  • Fellow MvC 2 fighter T. Bonne not only takes a Captain Morgan pose on the face of her mech to let out a boisterous laugh, but her servbot cheers her on while she does it!
  • Quite possibly the most iconic giggle is that of Duck Hunt Dog. He's at it again in the newest Smash Bros. installment.

 At least we can finally beat him up for it!

The Forsaken Form of Unholy Trolling

Some scholars theorize this despicable technique will one day lead to mankind's demise. This demonic display of everything that is wrong with existence makes the seven deadly sins, pandora's box, the black plague and Godzilla 1999 combined look like a walk in a puppy park-complete with tiny cherub Eskimo kisses and rainbow sunshine. It is said that even practicing such an inhumane art leads to immediate neck beard growth and a penchant for cold, dark, damp basement dwelling. The sun becomes a mere figment of your imagination and self respect slips to the point of no return. To go down this path means to throw away all that is dear to one's self. Family, friends, fun and above all else... hygiene. This unmitigated mish-mash of hatred and agony belongs only to one character in any fighting game... that character is...

  • Sonic the Hedgehog in SSBB and SSB4 with his sickening "you're too slow" taunt. No amount of therapy can make a person unhear those words. Childhood obliterated.
Sonic.exe can go from myth to full-blown fact now.

Sega... what have you done? Besides create the stuff of concentrated nightmares.


Despite a rather dark turn to this guide, there is a much glory to be had with taunts. Will you choose the flashy prop professional route or go with the more subdued apathetic warrior approach? Do you want to use these powers for good or evil? Do you even play fighting games? If not, hats off to you for sitting through, possibly, one of the most confusing moments of your time on the internet today. If so, you know how much time and effort goes into the finer details of honing skills in spacing, combos, patience and aggression. Master those tools and you are a skilled fighter. However, master the way of the taunt and you are a true combatant armed with the potential to instigate earth-shattering upsets or provoke mind games of megaton levels. Until then... everything else is just a game.